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kitten senses... tingling... [Oct. 15th, 2006|06:16 pm]
[Current Location |Home]
[mood | edgy]

Something's going on.

It seems to involve lots of boxes and the humans are restless.

I'm all for boxes, so on the surface, all seems well... but I'm on edge.

I mean, she's stepped on me twice!
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kitty capers [May. 12th, 2006|01:01 am]
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[Current Location |Home]
[mood | energetic]
[music |Songs Ohia and Magnolia Electric Co - 'Lioness']

*races down hallway*

*races back up hallway*

*hangs off side of couch*

*seizes unwary human's ankle*

'Tag! You're it!'

*races off again*

*claws back door*

'Wants to go out! Out!'

*sulks by doorway*

*gets distracted*

*kills toy rabbit*

*races down hallway*
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herb of mystery! [Jan. 13th, 2006|06:18 pm]
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[mood | happy]

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finally... [Jan. 13th, 2006|06:06 pm]
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Got my paws on some of the good stuff. Real catnip.

Yeah, baby! Woaahh! Woah ho ho!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2005|01:57 pm]
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got her a beauty [Dec. 15th, 2005|10:30 am]
[mood | triumphant]
[music |Crowded House - 'Into Temptation']

Woke [info]vaingloriesque by jumping on her face, scratching her right across the nose. Right before she had to get up and go to a job interview.

Mwa ha ha ha ha! No job for youuu! You must stay home and play with meeeeeeee!!
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well, duh. [Oct. 29th, 2005|11:12 am]
[mood | content]
[music |Alex Lloyd - 'Sleep']

werecat
From witches who could change into cats with magic
spells, to tribes of anthropomorphic tigers
living in the jungles of Malaysia, to
bloodthirsty werecats of Japan who would prey
on humans for sustenance, tales of werecats
rival their more well-known werewolf cousins in
number.

As a werecat, you are aggressive, fiercely
independant, short-tempered and prone to
violent outbursts. You can also be very kind
though, by protecting those you care for from
those who wish to do them harm. Those who
befriend you are very lucky (as long as they
stay on your good side!)


Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
brought to you by Quizilla
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liking the look of this... [Sep. 4th, 2005|05:27 pm]
[mood | cheerful]
[music |Pink Panther theme]

http://www.zefrank.com/annie/navigation.html


Ganked from [info]gypsyamber.
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I just liked this pic [Aug. 4th, 2005|05:54 pm]
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getting into the Christmas spirit... [Dec. 16th, 2004|10:39 am]
[mood | festive]
[music |These paws are made for walking]

http://www.fluffytails.ca/christmas.asp
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2004|08:29 am]
[mood | studying]
[music |Hot Chocolate - 'I Believe In Miracles (You Sexy Thing)']

In order to avoid those tricky social situations, I recommend the following text from
'http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~stephenbalchin/cats.html'...

Cats and What They Look Like... )
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'...you're gonna spend the night... OUT SIDE!' [Aug. 24th, 2004|07:28 am]
[mood | where's my heater?!]
[music |The Presidents of the USA - 'Kitty']

Oi. Where's [info]malchus got to?

Got locked out last night. All night. Got some good roaming and scrabbling with neighbours in.

Eventually, though, it got very cold, and I missed my heater. But my politely phrased yowls to be let in were ignored.

This wouldn't have happened if [info]malchus were here.

Mmmm... heater.
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I want in. [Aug. 21st, 2004|02:57 pm]
[mood | MY computer!]
[music |The Cure - 'The Love Cats']

So. I was sitting on top of [info]malchus's computer this morning, enjoying the pleasant vibrating warmth. [info]vaingloriesque kept lifting my tail from where I was quite comfortably waving it in front of the monitor. No, no, I liked it there. That's why I put it there. I mean, honestly. Humans.

Mew. *incidental grooming*

Tried curling up on [info]vaingloriesque's lap. She kept pushing me off. Something about not being able to type. Finally, she leaves. Time for action. I want in.

...

Typing with paws actually the tiniest bit difficult. Must work on this more often when humans are absent. Am remarkably talented and coordinated, so shouldn't be too much of a probnlem...

Mrraow!! What's that twitching in my peripheral vision?! Ah... tail.

*considers*

Must! Kill! Tail!

*attacks*

...

Hmmm, my kitten sense is tingling... I believe I hear human approaching. Must look innocent.

*licks paw*
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